How do you write an interesting and descriptive review for a battery? I guess I'll try to spice things up a bit:
It was a sad day when my Bose Wave Radio remote went dead. I wanted to turn on ESPN1000 and check the game scores, but the remote just wouldn't respond. The next five minutes I spent determining that yes, Bose Corp. really are morons and do not provide a manual on/off switch on the exterior of the radio. This caused me to further speculate on the fate of someone who either lost or damaged their remote, and the extended amount of time and frustration that might cause them in trying to get a replacement. Bose, seriously why don't you add a freakin' on/off switch to your otherwise awesome radios? Is aesthetics so important that it can overrule function?
Fortunately, using my superior understanding of battery dynamics, I was able to revive my existing battery by rubbing it on my pant leg (and no, this does NOT charge the battery through static electricity like some claim. It works because it heats of the battery and allows it to recover a small amount of stored charge) just long enough to turn on the radio and check the scores. Then I immediately logged into Amazon and used my superior understanding of electronics pricing to snag a couple replacement batteries for a 1/3 of the cost of just driving to Radio Shack.
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